This is by far my favorite tweet ever.
“what a baby”
Imagine how is touch the sky
return here, please carts, i’m begging you
don’t dead open inside
did u know u can have a sleep over with ur friend without having a 200 second snapchat story????? :)
sounds like you werent invited to that sleepover..
IM AT A F*CKING DOG BAR!
if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be
Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.